Dear Sleep it would appear you dislike me as much as I dislike you but come on can’t we call a truce or something?
This is getting crazy, the heat clearly isn’t helping but even so can’t you give a girl a break, the occasional reasonable night’s sleep really isn’t much to keep me functioning and even coffee is struggling to help out!
Between lack of shut eye, night terrors and involuntarily falling out of bed I am beginning to start taking this insomnia business personally although quite frankly it’s not me it is you!
I would be quite happy to negotiate with you, and would appreciate your input into this matter.
I look forward to hearing from you in due course.
(A sleep deprived, unorganised and chaotic woman, surviving on coffee, coffee, more coffee and the occasional few hours of sleep!).