I’ve lived by the sea for a fairly long time now and I love everything about it with the exception of the Seagulls.
Not only do they make a racket at any given time of day they have also decided to target my car with their daily offerings!
I kid you not it’s like bird sh**t central here at the moment, especially after washing the car which I have taken to doing regularly~when I say I , what I actually mean is the car wash cleans it but you get my drift.
Anyhow yesterday morning they had decided that my windscreen looked like a good place for target practise.
Ordinarily this would be easily solved by using the windscreen wipers and screenwash, however not only is my car void of any screenwash, I cannot open the bonnet to put any in!
I would say there are many technical reasons for this but quite frankly I just cannot get the bonnet open and need Ads to do it for me~add into the mix having had my nails done and there was no way that bonnet was going to be opened anytime soon.
So I ran indoors and grabbed a pint glass of water, which I hastily threw over the windscreen, aware that my neighbour was looking at me with a look of amusements on his face whilst clearly thinking wtaf?!